Our Juicy Word
"The Celebrity Library"
Have you ever been famous? It's not that fun. The press lies about you, you have to buy all new clothes, and people throw rocks at your house - then at the end of the day you can't even go to the library. Or you go, but end up hiding in Young Adult all day and rereading Are You There God It's Me Margaret until the stalkers leave. (BTW, in our opinion Judy Bloom is an American treasure. Like Gore Vidal, but with all that great info about menstruation!) Sure, we could go to the Celebrity Library, but they don't let you renew online and it takes so long to check out. Regis Philbin was paying a fine and it took him 15 minutes to get his wallet out of his pocket. And practically no bathrooms at the Celebrity Library! Regular library, bathrooms everywhere. They smell like old meth head urine because of the old meth heads and their urine, but there's a bathroom at the end of every stack! Otherwise the meth heads would just pee at the ends of the stacks. But Celebrity Library, only two bathrooms, and Scarlett Johnason basically lives in one of them. Fame is a such double edged sword